My crazy ass day!

Your a fucking moron, you shoulda whipped out ur cock and slapped the bitches upside the face and than told them to know there role(in this case give you a bj you fat bitch)

Buttons that usually just snap off usually snap off because of too much pressure, like a fat ass bending over.

Ha ha, fatties are funny.

"Sir, you can't park your van on the diving board." Peter,"That's not a van, that's my son." "Oh, it's just a fat kid. Hey Tom, it's just a fat kid."

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"Sir, you can't park your van on the diving board." Peter,"That's not a van, that's my son." "Oh, it's just a fat kid. Hey Tom, it's just a fat kid."

There ya go. Family Guy rules!

Nice one.