The Phat Raps Thread

Why must you ryhme, ryhme all the time?

Why must you ryhme, ryhme all the time?

Heh, good one. I wasn't trying to rap sport. I explained it in my earlier post.

uhnn uhnnn Im so gangsta its unsafeful uh uh uhnn.....

You need to stop working, You turkey.
I got no bills to buy some pills, so get off me before I kick you with heels.
Ill send you the afterlife, you deserve it after beating your wife.
Now turkey pay the bills, so we can afford the pills and dont beat your wife or Ill end your life!

Thank you thank you! Id also like to thank all people online right now BlueCube, GravitonSurge, i no kung fu, Jamesadin, RoboticSilence, WetWired you guys are the gravy to my mashed rapatatoes

Word. Word.

I'm an internet pirate.
-With a big ol hat,
I surf the net.
-Searching for victims to hax,
.I will fuck you to the max.
-You dont wanna fuck with a pirate like me,
.cuz I surf like a butterfly and hax like a bee.
-I haxed source codes of the longhorn,
.then called bill gates to hear him mourn.
-cuz I'm tough like that,
.tough with my pirate hat.
-Internet pirate, thats what I am,
.I hax, steal, crack and scam.
-Firewalls dont mean shit to me.
.They wish they would be,
.enuff to stop me.
-I got it all, cracks, hax and paypal
.I kno that shit all too well
-Thats why I'm at the top of my game,
.taking the blame, without shame
cuz im the internet pirate, uhuhuh.
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I got too much free time

Nigga nigga plz....

uh..

CHOKE! CHOKE!

uh naw dogs...

nigga i said, im white as light, and i eat spaghetti, my booty is tight, and i like to spread-eet

woop woop232323~!232323!~

Boy what ya trying to do,
I'll fuck you up with my shoe
I slap yo face with the back of my hand
then I'll be going on a rant
about yo momma, her 8inch clit
and all the semen, in her spit and shit
Or maybe I'll start about yo daddy too
one of the inmates in cell block 52
Dropping the soap is his hobby
Taking it up the ass by a guy named fat bobby
enough about all that
less talk about my cat

My cat will fuck you up
she's mad and wont ask wassup
she will have you as her food,
even though it wont taste good
cuz she's a badass killer cat
feared by every dog, human and rat.
9 lives is what she got
She's like a friggin robot.
Laser eyes and rocket farts
Will finish off any of you twarts
wahatch yourself next time you see a cat
it could be mine, dont you forget that
altough it would prolly be already too late
cuz once you see god at the gate
you will know you've met your fate.
AKA killer cat, cat, cat, cat,.... cahahat
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Still got some time