Steps in overcoming Wack-sterbation

The best is masturbating anywhere, in any condition.

Some kid at my school got suspended for whacking off in the bathroom, then got suspended for whacking off on the bus.

Rofl.

One time i remember i was in health class, and i just started jizzing. It was fucking weird. I was like " What the hell, the whole side of my leg is sticky and cold and wet!"

Well, Ive masterbated while high.

Some black guy was jacking off in this convience store(pretty big) called Price Chopper. He got fined like 300$ i think?

Anyways. K_A, did you masterbate while talking to me today? I know i've sent you the porn right after i jack off and i happen to be talking to you, but... i didnt know you did it too? I thought I was the only one!

BTW, mantra talked to me whilest nekkid. I was teh scared, becuase i was nekkid too!

jay kay

Were you sleeping in that health class? I've never heard of someone randomly ejaculating while they were awake.

No, I never masturbate while I'm talking to you. You're not good enough.

Damnit!

Anyways, I know i did fall asleep in class, but im also pretty sure when i woke up i didnt have anything there. It wasnt till i stood up i noticed it..

Then it was probably there since you were sleeping and you just noticed when you stood up.

Thats fucked up.

Its happened before, though. I always keep a set of clothes in my locker, though