Assets:
Cash on you: $21
Savings Account: 0
Checking Account: 0
Car: $500
Clothes: $400 (You count them at like 15-20% of what you paid usually)
Jewelry: $20
Electronics/random stuff/furniture: I'll say around $550
Other: $58 (Anything that dosent fit above)
Liabilities:
Debt/loans/whatever: $500 to my dad for car payments.
All in all: $1,049. Yes, I am a poor motherfucker right now. Good thing I get my first paycheck soon.
Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.
When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.
Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.
If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.
Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.
You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.
We didn't ask about your parents you illiterate SOB. We asked about you.
I'm only 8 years old!
Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.
When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.
Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.
If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.
Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.
You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.
Dude the french, are a people, that are, as a whole, bitch.
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!King_Amazon!: I talked to him while he was getting raped
[quote][16:04] jamer123: GRRR firefox just like quit on me now on internet exploder[quote]
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[quote=!King_Amazon!]notices he's 3 inches shorter than her son and he's circumcised [quote]
Assets:
Cash on you: $4
Savings Account: $541
Checking Account: 0
Car: 0
Clothes: 600-700$(skate shoes and skateclothes are very expensive)
Jewelry: $40
Electronics/random stuff/furniture: Computer: 600$, DS+DSGame: 198$(got yesterday ) Xbox:180$ Xbox Games:200$ various CD players: 400$ Electric Bass + Amps+accessories:680$
Other: $300 (skateboards,scooters, things like that)
Liabilities:
Debt/loans/whatever: $0
All in all: fuck that im not counting-.- probabaly 3,000? Mostly in electronics..
) Xbox:180$ Xbox Games:200$ various CD players: 400$ Electric Bass + Amps+accessories:680$
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