Anyone can find any quote to support any viewpoint. What matters is whether or not people care about what you have to say. And right now, no one cares about what you have to say. Stop talking.
You wish you were a Jew.
Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.
When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.
Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.
If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.
Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.
You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.
Shut up, fuckwit. If he does, it's due to you. You're the one who makes Jews look so good. In fact, thanks for informing me that my favorite movie was probably made by a Jew. It makes me like Jews all the more.
Too long. I think I got to the end of the first sentance then saw a quarter... Brb gotta go pick it up.
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