How do you want to die?

I'd like to know how it is to bleed to death... would it be like... you know... when you donate blood... but 10x better...
Or jump off a high building... i really wonder if you would feel the impact before you're dead allready...
Or just spout air into my veins... have no fucking idea how that would feel like :-/
Hanging myself would be stressing: "will I die from the impact, or will i choke", else it would be cool though.
Getting a whole lotta guns and invade a country with my one-man-army is too unpredictable.. depending on what country, i might as well win the war.

For the moment, i'll just stick to choking from a looooong kiss

Long kiss with your dog? I seriously doubt any human has a long enough/big enough tongue to choke you, although I could be mistaken.

I don't have a dog... well, not anymore, since i found out he murdered the cat.

Your dog murdered your cat??!

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I recently bought a book - Shite's Unoriginal Miscellany, and it has in it 7 ways to commit suicide and what they will do to you. Here we go...

SUICIDE: SEVEN WAYS TO DO IT AND WHAT THEY DO TO YOU

slit wrists - die of blood loss

breathe in car-exhaust fumes - die of carbon monoxide poisoning

hang - die of compression of windpipe, obstruction of blood flow, rupture of nerve structures in neck; fracture or dislocation of the first three cervical vertebrae should bring instant death

take an overdose of pills - die of barbiturate poisoning, or of a heart failure caused by profound shock to system, or coma

drown - die of suffocation owing to water in lungs

jump off a high building - die of multiple injuries

overdose on alcohol - die of alcoholic (toxic) poisoning

jump under a train - die of multiple injuries