Getting into shape

So you bench 340?.... That's nuts.

Oh yea dude, haven't you noticed all the badasses on zelaron?

Oh yea dude, haven't you noticed all the badasses on zelaron?

I'm the biggest badass here. 6'2 240. I bench schoolbusses.

Oh yeah man... there are so many... like Ganga...

obviously u guys havent seen my pic..........




(no mantra i wont send nekkid pic)

So you bench 340?.... That's nuts.

Haha, yeah right. That's complete bullshit on badboy's part. It's damn near impossible to weigh 170 and bench 340.

Haha, yeah right. That's complete bullshit on badboy's part. It's damn near impossible to weigh 170 and bench 340.

If smoke crap all the time it is. Try working out and it won't.

I think the key to getting in shape is making every day tasks more difficult.

Like when you are beating off................................. get really into it.

But then I start to chafe and bleed and things get really messy.

Yeah.

Sometimes I dont cut my fingernails and I slice my penis. THen I get to take it out of the skin, play with my balls OUTSIDE THE SACK, and have lots of other fun!.

I ran an 800 today for junior-track. It sucked. I burned out after the first lap becuase I was running too hard, im overweight considering im in 7th grade but for the first lap I was keeping up with all the soccer players and 80 lb kids atleast. I think I ran it in like 4 mins which isnt that bad for me.

Not too shabby. What were your splits?