Lightweight! Give me some Vodka and I'm good to go.
You'll notice the before college in there. Nowaday... much different story. See my post on the Liquid Heroin shot, for example. Also, 99 Apples is a real son of a bitch. Especially when you and your best friend split a bottle in 20 minutes for your birthday, and then have shitty vodka. Oh what a night.
We went through the following in one weekend. I don't remember much of it.
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.