"That's enough, get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up."
"Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
And my personaly favorite:
"I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!"
God I love that movie.
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.