Inventions

Be realistic, lol, it would be boring being God. I like the sunglasses blockin out the sun, the heldhand cpu sounds sweet too. I have to look into that theory sounds sweet. I was expectin u guys to say things like how about a robot at the drive thru at the local macdonalds or stuff u see on the jetsons. Not too far off of course, but a low quality version if u will.

Something that follows me around and sucks my dick at all times. It would have to be small enough to fit in my pants so I could do it anywhere.

Something that follows me around and sucks my dick at all times. It would have to be small enough to fit in my pants so I could do it anywhere.

But I already invented your little sister.

buhahaha

Anyhow,

A motivation sensing device. It works similarly to a lie detector except for a few changes. First, you don't have to hook it up to someone. It could be a little hand-held scanner, in a pair of glasses, etc. Secondly, it doesn't sense whether they're lying or not. It senses if they have malicious intentions in whatever they're doing or saying at any given time.

or

A baseball bat with built in gay-dar.

or

A food tree that grows food whenever you plant it, so nobody would ever have to go hungry again.

A food tree that grows food whenever you plant it, so nobody would ever have to go hungry again.

Most people phrase that was "Iwant to end world hunger" but you win Ms. USA!!!!!

My invention would be ... a self updating computer. Like that automatically gets new updates (i.e. new prossessors more ram new version of software) so that you don't have to spend a couple hundred every year just to be able to play the new games that come out

Most people phrase that was "Iwant to end world hunger" but you win Ms. USA!!!!!

Or they plant fruit trees.

I'm glad everyone got the deeply embedded barely visible joke in that statement.

Haha.

But yes, a personal flying machine would be pretty sweet, I must say.

A baseball bat with built in gay-dar.

Just make sure you dont wear it yourself, dont want that thing going off 24/7 do you?

That's gay-dar. Not pimp-dar.

*sigh* Ya, I know it's pretty lame, but I couldn't come up with anything better.

yeah that bat would be beating the shit out of you right now

I want to feel a female orgasm.

Oh shit, multiple too.

Anyhow, A motivation sensing device. It works similarly to a lie detector except for a few changes. First, you don't have to hook it up to someone. It could be a little hand-held scanner, in a pair of glasses, etc. Secondly, it doesn't sense whether they're lying or not. It senses if they have malicious intentions in whatever they're doing or saying at any given time.

Mmm... Everyone has malicious intentions. We just dont act on them. There is a little thing called common sense. Its kinda like how we dont have free will.

If you have malicious intentions in what you're doing or saying, then it means you're acting on them.