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Posted 2005-11-14, 08:23 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "What do you call a chicken crossing the..."
That's a lot of taffy...
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Posted 2005-11-14, 10:09 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "That's a lot of taffy..."
And there's lots more where that came from.
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Posted 2005-11-14, 10:11 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "And there's lots more where that came..."
Why did the baby ghost cry?
Because he got a boo-boo.

What store do dogs refuse to go to?
The flea market

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the raccoons it could be done

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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Posted 2005-11-14, 02:32 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Why did the baby ghost cry? Because he..."
You keep eating all that taffy and your ass is gonna get FAT.


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2005-11-14, 02:33 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Why did the baby ghost cry? Because he..."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the raccoons it could be done

That's harsh.. haha.
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Posted 2005-11-14, 02:34 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Why did the baby ghost cry? Because he..."
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
HA!

This one's pretty good...

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Why did the elephant wear green shoes?
So he could hide in the grass.******(wtf?)
He paints his TOES green to hide in the grass when we all know he's so big. Kinda...
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Posted 2005-11-14, 03:09 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "HA! This one's pretty good... :p ..."
Wow, those are lame jokes.
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Posted 2005-11-14, 05:10 PM in reply to Jamesadin's post starting "Wow, those are lame jokes."
i want some taffy now
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