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Posted 2005-11-15, 04:29 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "But... Vin Diesel is gay. (Literally!)"
When Vin Diesel fucks a guy/girl, he doesn't wear a rubber. Instead, he fucks another guy/girl and uses the first one as his condom.
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Posted 2005-11-15, 04:56 PM in reply to sue_13's post starting "When Vin Diesel fucks a guy/girl, he..."
Chuck wears ribbed condoms inside out, so HE gets the pleasure.
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Posted 2005-11-15, 05:10 PM in reply to Medieval Bob's post starting "Chuck wears ribbed condoms inside out,..."
Ive been saying it for years. Chuck Norris is kick, and he should be president of the world... yes, the world. Don't believe me? Watch Sidekicks, or Delta Force.
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Posted 2005-11-15, 05:14 PM in reply to Jamesadin's post starting "Ive been saying it for years. Chuck..."
No way, Al Pacino for sure. "The World is Yours"
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Posted 2005-11-15, 10:12 PM in reply to Jamesadin's post starting "Ive been saying it for years. Chuck..."
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Sidekicks
What a movie. He really isnt even in it. Just at the end and the small sub clips. The kid was so funny when climbing the rope in gym and he starts talking to himself
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Posted 2005-11-15, 10:30 PM in reply to gruesomeBODY's post starting "What a movie. He really isnt even in..."
I don't know why they picked Vin Diesel or Chuck Norris to do either of these little jokes. I think they should have picked me. Vin Diesel is a pussy and Chuck Norris is old and probably smells like it too. You know that smell.
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