Santa

I'd probly tell my kids early, tell them that I represent the idea of Santa and they better bee good all year or they aint gettin good presents.

I'd probly tell my kids early, tell them that I represent the idea of Santa and they better bee good all year or they aint gettin good presents.

Yeah that's pretty much what I'll tell my kids.

I'll probably do something like that, too.

I'd tell them they have no presents because a black man jumped santa

Are you also going to tell them to join the KKK?

But seriously, if you tell them that no santa exists, they may also ruin it for other kids.

i guess no one should know god doesnt exist so they dont ruin it for other adults

i guess no one should know god doesnt exist so they dont ruin it for other adults

AHAHAHAHAHA good one

I wouldn't because to me Santa kicks ass he is a means of control over kids all year round man.....abuse it

And I want to know where this BS came from about Christmas being JC's Birthday when it was a Dutch event (Yes note i said event not holiday because holiday comes from Holy Day) created in memory of an old man who used to make toys and give them to kids and the day he was caught (since the dutch berghers didn't like him ) was the 25th of December so for his sake and as a rebellious coup they immidiatly made it a national festival regardless of what the berghers thought thus making the berghers accept it since they can't very well arrest their entire populace otherwise they get no taxes no food or services.

Take that you dirty Christians I just Pdiddled your asses.

Evidence shows that Christ was born in around 4A.D sometime in the Summer months. In the 2000 years between then and now the Church (who were extremely powerful for a vast majority of that time) probably took the date as their own to celebrate the birth of Christ. Who knows why? Or when for that matter?

Yeah that's pretty much what I'll tell my kids.

What? How does one make a man baby (Details plz)?

And tell them if they don't go to sleep on Christmas Eve, Santa'll just fly over and won't deliver any presents.

I will tell my kids about santa b/c I always wanted a holiday like this.

There is no proof either way if god exists or not.

Meh... Saint Nick did exist though... *Shrug* I'll prolly tell them. For me christmas is about my family. And since I don't like most of my family... Santa or not. I don't enjoy christmas.

When there's a Mrs. pr0xy and the pitter patter of tiny little pr0xy's you'll like your family. And you'll really begin to enjoy Christmas. Just making the little 'uns happy, seeing their faces light up when they open something they really want, or find a present that comes as a big surprise. And when they come downsatairs in the morning and see the big presents underneath the Christmas Tree they'll be jumping for joy. And the night before they'll be really excited. And you could get some of that porridge and sparkley thing mixture that you throw on your doorstep to show Santa the way. And all the little pr0xy's can throw out handfuls all over the drive. And then when they're drifting off to sleep you can let out a faint "Ho Ho Ho". And you can stand at the door to their bedrooms and watch as they drift off to a dream filled sleep with little smiles on their faces as they think of Santa and the Christmas Day to follow.

Heavenly ain't it?

Actually that sounds really creepy. You want to hand out stuff to kids and watch them as they sleep?

Actually that sounds really creepy. You want to hand out stuff to kids and watch them as they sleep?

Sounds like fun actually..