Masturbating to Night Elf

Gnome female = insta boner.

That pretty much makes you a pedophile...

Maybe he drinks their pee, too.

He rubs a little behind each ear before going to bed too.

Didja know, Urea is a key ingredient in some very successful perfumes.

Yep. Also, blood is used in some lipsticks. Makes ya wanna kiss your little girlfriends, doesn't it?

Don't have a girlfriend.

It depends what type of blood it is...and if the lipstick is flavoured. Like Lip Gloss.

I know a weirdo who eats makeup. I personally think he should be shot repeatedly...but that's just me.

Maybe that's why all that stuff smells like shit.

Not really.

There's one certain perfume that reminds me of one of thebest times I've ever had in my life.

Some perfumes are nice.