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Posted 2006-03-28, 08:10 PM in reply to slaynish's post starting "I cant say i have beaten off to..."
You probably beat off to your gerbil-penetrating-Richard-Gere porn
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Posted 2006-03-28, 09:08 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "You probably beat off to your..."
Anyone ever beat off in an airplane?
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Posted 2006-03-28, 09:21 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Anyone ever beat off in an airplane?"
Oh I tried once. But it wasn't successful.
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Posted 2006-03-28, 09:27 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Oh I tried once. But it wasn't..."
Oh I was just thinking. I've always thought about it, but it would be so weird.
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Posted 2006-03-28, 09:29 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Oh I was just thinking. I've always..."
You'd just have to get a good seat with few people around, either that or hope they were asleep. Then just toss a little airplane blanket over you...
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Posted 2006-03-29, 04:42 AM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "You'd just have to get a good seat with..."
How about in the bathroom?
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Posted 2006-03-30, 08:59 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "How about in the bathroom?"
GravitonSurge said:
How about in the bathroom?
Meh, wheres the fun in that? It's just a stinky tiny bathroom. If you do it in your seat theres the excitiment of getting caught!
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Posted 2006-03-29, 08:55 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Anyone ever beat off in an airplane?"
I think it's a felony to beat off in an airplane.
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What is it they say about silence being golden?
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Posted 2006-03-29, 09:21 AM in reply to Medieval Bob's post starting "I think it's a felony to beat off in an..."
Least the could nail you for is indecent exposure.

Anyone part of the mile high club?
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Posted 2006-03-29, 10:50 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Least the could nail you for is..."
Ya that seems logical. I just heard a mention of it somewhere a while back, and it stuck because it seemed... interesting.
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Posted 2006-03-29, 09:57 PM in reply to Medieval Bob's post starting "Ya that seems logical. I just heard a..."
I'm trying to get my activity up....





ANYONE GOT ANY VIAGRA?!??!?!?!?
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Posted 2006-03-29, 09:59 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Least the could nail you for is..."
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Anyone part of the mile high club?

Tried, she laughed her ass off and said no.


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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