Drinks are good

I'm sorry to report that we all got too fucked up to even start drinking. I fell asleep with my eyes open, staring at people and snoring.

How do you do that? Sleep with your eyes open?

I've tried it once or twice...but it never seems to work.

Eh, I smoke 2 chill-ums of some pot from new york and was still fucked 4 hours later, and I slept from 1200 until 1230. I was gonna crack a few cans open but I couldn't keep my eyes open.

Ask my friend. HE smoked too much of the northern lights one day, and told me he forgot how to inhale at will. He was having a hard time smoking the pipe.

He forgot how to inhale at will? Bloody hell...how much did he smoke?!

I'd imagine you'd have to be pretty knackered to go to sleep with your eyes open.

OMG GUYS! I drink fucking beer. WORSHIP ME.

*bows down* Messiah!

Beer is alright, though I love hard liquor because I hardly ever puke.