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Magnetic Wristbands, New from Magnocorp!

Now you can emulate your favourite fridge magnets, and stick to your fridge for a day and a half!

These new wristbands use the Scientific Theory of 'Magnetism' to give you the glee of sticking to a fridge.

Coming soon, magnets for you pets! Does your cat like jumping up to high places? Well stick them to the fridge with this new product from Magnocorp.

In stores soon.

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Ooooh! You could buy those special word sets...Poetry, Texting...erm...Erotica.

I have no idea what you just said, as usual.