So, what would you do with a million dollars?

First: pay all my bills
Second: Throw the rest into the stock market, specifically stocks that pay high dividends.

First: pay all my bills Second: Throw the rest into the stock market, specifically stocks that pay high dividends.

yeah but stock is high risk, what if you lost it? but if i like u u would atleast still have the 10 from my million!! yay!

Not the stock I have in mind. I happen to be related to the CEO...

sure ya do...im related to bill gates but he doesnt love me so he only gave me 1 billion dollars, so i dont really care about ur measly 1 million. I just spent it on useless things like cheese and porn and now im broke so can i have that million neways? i will give you a dollar. how do u just happen to be related to a CEO? give me a dollar thats what should be goin on!!

How am I related? Well, the CEO is my grandfather, my uncle is on the board of directors, and my dad is the executive vice president. I'm pretty confident in the stock.

That's pretty convenient for you to have people in high places. People to fall back on if some serious shit happens. Not being sarcastic either.

That's illegal.

But if it gets you a lot of money... I'll set up a Paypal account just so you can send me blood money.