How did the universe begin?

What pissed me off the most was that the DA Vinci Code was on the Nonfiction shelf in my local bookstore. I wouldn't mind it at all and would actually enjoy the book thoroughly if everyone in town who reads it says

Oh it's the truth. Now I know what those Catholics are up to.

It's pretty annoying being catholic myself, not only hearing it from them, but being glared at whenever I'm on the street. It's no longer

*sigh* Not another teenager! I'll have to watch him to see what he does to my garden.

it's now:

It's one of those catholics

Don't get me wrong, there's always been somewhat of a looked down upon feeling towards catholics in this town, but it just increased it.

One more thing.
Masses are the opiate of the individual.