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Posted 2006-08-09, 05:34 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post starting "I dont think it will have that large of..."
Eating someone's ass while reaching around and jerking them off at the same time.


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-08-10, 10:31 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Eating someone's ass while reaching..."
What The Fuck??!!!
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Posted 2006-08-11, 11:00 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "What The Fuck??!!!"
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What The Fuck??!!!

That's about the standard response.


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Posted 2006-08-11, 11:05 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "That's about the standard response."
1.
When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he grips her waist,lifts his feet and starts kicking her in the breasts.

2.
When the seat is removed from a bicycle leaving only the seatpost. So when you ride the bike the seatpost goes up your rectum or vagina.

3.
When a man is having sex with a woman from behind in the doggy position, there is another woman riding the woman as if on a bike holding her braids like handle bars and making a pedaling motion with her feet, and massaging herself.
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Posted 2006-08-11, 11:09 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "1. When a man is having sex with a..."
LO9L. That last one brings to mind the most ridiculous mental picture.


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Posted 2006-08-11, 01:03 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "LO9L. That last one brings to mind the..."
Why on earth would you kick someone in the breasts?!!
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Posted 2006-08-11, 01:26 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Why on earth would you kick someone in..."
yea trust me that hurts =(
When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!
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Posted 2006-08-15, 11:30 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "LO9L. That last one brings to mind the..."
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LO9L. That last one brings to mind the most ridiculous mental picture.
I concur.

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
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er er LOL
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Posted 2006-08-17, 01:10 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post starting "I concur."
am i interrupting by posting? and how did the subject of the conversation change from ass to mouth to wooden spoon?
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