I swear, Mrs. Jones, my 7th grade life science teacher was a witch. I had nightmares about her rising from flames from the ground, and her detentions were like magic... Every time I skipped, they doubled! Yet I put some laxative in her coffee one day and she forgot alllllll about my detentions... I broke the record with 20 at one time... heh... But thank God I never have to see her again.