Fished out a dead fetus ):

Turf? Like, you own the place? Do they use astroturf in England or regular grasseed?

As a matter of fact, Lenny does own and rule the place with an iron fist.

Indeedy. But if I'm not careful the Scousers nick off with sadi fist, melt it down, and sell it on as scrap.

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Yes, we do have astroturf. And regular fields. Most places have both.

Is astroturf fun to roll in? Ya know, like a legally retarded roll? With the tounge hanging out and all? Like a Bulbasaur?

Not really... it's all sandy and scrapes like hell if you slide tackle.

Maybe English astroturf and American astroturf are different?

Ours is softer.

Ours is softer.

Yeh. Astroturf is da shiznit.

Lenny too. He's so pimpin he pimps men out too.

Indeedy. But if I'm not careful the Scousers nick off with sadi fist, melt it down, and sell it on as scrap.

Does anyone else not have a single fucking clue what this means?

Well, apparently the Scousers are going to take the iron fist, melt it down, and selt it as scrap metal.

Well, apparently the Scousers are going to take the iron fist, melt it down, and selt it as scrap metal.

Does anyone else not have a single fucking clue what this means?

Does anyone else not have a single fucking clue what this means?

Hablas espanol?!?