You never go ass to mouth!

Um.... where are these splinters located?

In my hands of course. What am I going to do; lift heavy, wooden pallets with my teeth?

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In my hands of course. What am I going to do; lift heavy, wooden pallets with my teeth?

I once watched a british man pick up and concrete block with his testicles

In my hands of course. What am I going to do; lift heavy, wooden pallets with my teeth?

No, a 60 inch cock.

I was going to say something along those lines...