Soccer is brutal.

If you hide it well, or time it just exactly, then you can crack them across the knees something awful... or so I'm told. Yeah, someone told me that.

But seriously, hide it well, or time it exactly and you can get away with murder. Or just hit the puck as hard as you can towards them and at an angle of about, what, 30 degrees?

how about a 20 degree angle to the neck? That'd learn them some respect, ya hur.