Snow

Gloat again and I swear to god I'll cross the ocean, find you, gut you, and feed your entrails to one of those starved orphans you see on those religious "Adopt-a-Child" commercials.

Just because I can see ikkle lambs a-frolicking in the sunshine in the field outside my house, eh? Doesn't deserve a gutting, that.

Hisss....

Awww! And the cats have just come in smelling of fresh grass.

Screw you. I'm going to get ready for work.

*sniffle*

Make Lenny haggis!

Haggis?! Why Haggis? It's a horrible food. And I'm English. No good making an Englisman into a Haggis. It'd taste sour...

Now maybe a nice plate of chips with a fish cooked in breadcrumbs. That'd be good.

I'm not that cruel.

So you'll rip out his entrails, but won't stuff his stomach with his innards and cook it?

I think the thing is, when you cook food, and people don't eat it, then it goes to waste, and you might feel that little bit of guilt knowing that kids are starving in Italy.

Whereas if you gut something, it doesn't matter if no-one eats it, because it wasn't meant for eating in the first place.

Now, on April 16th, it sleated!!!!!!! WTF IS WITH THIS!!!!

We got a foot and a half today. Campus basically shut down. Fuck snow.