The rare breed.

No, the porn downloads slow because everyone wants it, but noone wants to pay for it, so the bandwidth is shitty.

There's that too, but that was mostly a joke.

I see what I'm going to have to start doing.

lol People complain about me missing sarcasm in real life, too. Truth is, often I respond like people are serious even if I know they are being sarcastic; it amuses me.

Ah, I do that sometimes. I mainly respond in whatever way I feel would be most amusing, unless I'm actually trying to explain something.