Who's bringing the old members back?

Head on down to Newport and get ya one.

A blonde and a brunette are in a lift when this hunk walks in. Both are completely smitten, and spend the next few minutes staring at him. When he gets out of the lift, however, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Someone should really give that man Head and Shoulders." The blonde, confused, replies, "How do you give someone shoulders?"

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Maybe the old members are just suddenly remembering, or they keep finding us on Google.

That joke doesn't even fucking make sense. Why would she say that bit about head and shoulders? Wtf?

Because he has dandruff, dumbass.

Because he has dandruff, dumbass.

There's no mention of dandruff at all in the joke.

All it said was he was a hunk and the chicks were smitten. I would think if he's got dandruff bad enough that she's saying he should use Head and Shoulders, they wouldn't be so smitten.

It doesn't make sense, it's fucking british comedy. Stupidest shit ever.

And fuck you, asshat.

You don't need to mention the dandruff - it's implied, instead.

OK then, try this one on for size:

An Englishman flies to Australia for his holidays. At passport control he is asked, "Do you have a criminal record?" Stunned, he replies, "You mean you still need one?!".

Which brings me on to the question - do or did we have many Australian members other than Pure_Rebel?

I understand that one much easier.

Well no shit it isn't mentioned. It doesn't have to be. Anybody that can use 1% of their brain can figure it out. It's pretty damn simple. It's not "British humor" either. Basically, you fail in more ways than one.

Oh, and fuck you more, asshat.

But they can feel good cause, i fail in ways, virtually impossible to the human brain.

heh..."asshat"

Besides UN#1 (! hello) and symnzxx, who else is "coming back"? I float in every once in a while because Zelaron is a permanent fixture on my Links bar.

D3v, Medieval Bob, someone else I can't recall.