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Posted 2007-08-02, 05:43 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "I wake up with morning wood every..."
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I wake up with morning wood every goddamn day and it's absolutely annoying given my morning routine of wake up, go to the bathroom, watch a little TV, then check my forums, etc. I have to wait a half hour just to go to the bathroom. :<
So you surf Zelaron with a boner?
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Posted 2007-08-03, 01:27 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "I'm telling you guys, just smack the..."
Yeah...not really looking to abuse myself more than I absolutely have to. The old "flying Superman" pose works just fine for me, thank you very much.
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Posted 2007-08-03, 05:46 AM in reply to Vault Dweller's post starting "Yeah...not really looking to abuse..."
Flying Superman pose?!

Anyway, if I use the bathroom before bed it's not usually a problem.
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Posted 2007-08-03, 06:40 AM in reply to Grav's post starting "Flying Superman pose?! Anyway, if I..."
Still happens. And D3V, is that a new way to get off? Smacking your dick around? Leave that to the ladies...
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Posted 2007-08-03, 01:38 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Still happens. And D3V, is that a new..."
What ladies...?
Your fucking stupid
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Posted 2007-08-03, 02:05 PM in reply to klo's post starting "What ladies...?"
Hah! I've only got one i'm not like Kaneda and sleep around on my girl














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Posted 2007-08-03, 02:42 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Hah! I've only got one :( i'm not like..."
That's harsh.
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Posted 2007-08-03, 02:46 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "So you surf Zelaron with a boner?"
By the time I get to Zel it's gone.
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Posted 2007-08-03, 02:55 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "By the time I get to Zel it's gone."
But there's still a lingering after-boner.
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Posted 2007-08-03, 02:55 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "But there's still a lingering..."
No, I'm rather flaccid at that point. 8]
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Posted 2007-08-03, 03:17 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "No, I'm rather flaccid at that point. 8]"
Wtf is Flaccid? .. edit: Nvm... gdit.














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Posted 2007-08-05, 12:17 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Wtf is Flaccid? .. edit: Nvm... gdit."
Handstands on the toilet bowl


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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