Strip Clubs

Wow. I love hearing drunken stories of myself, why shouldn't you love them?

Because what happened was not even partially funny. In fact, most of my drunk stories are never funny.

Mine are. Especially when I gave both of my friends g/fs lap dances. They said the shit was so damn funny, there was no point in being mad. And after 5 liters of wine, some beers and jag bombs (too excessive), who could blame me. Only thing they were pissed about was a pukestain, which I cleaned and febreezed.

If you go back and read JR's post, then youll see why its not funny, at least to me.

Everyone has bad shit happen to them. I won't mention some in particular, but I was in the same boat this summer, and I'm 18. Nothing happened, though.

Im 21 and nothing happened, but it could have happened apparently. I was just way topo drunk to even attempt anything with anyone. But the thing is, it was my bed, so thats probably why i was in it, at least, i hope it was.

Hey, i was 14...lol. when I was 17, I had a "fling" with a 24 year old. Same age difference...but I never slept with him.

actually I told him I wasn't going to have sex anymore until I was married (which was true until kaneda and i started talking again...).
It was hard to tell him I was pgt.

Lmao. This 15 y/o wants me really bad... I just turned 20. I keep saying no, she's really freaking beautiful though. It's hard to say no to a very hot piece of ass.

On a side note, I would never fuck her, although I wouldn't mind some head. Is that so wrong?

Don't take it too far or you'll have a crazy hs chick on your hands.

Yeah, I know, and that's the last thing I need right now.

Ok, I lied, we got drunk and she gave me head before. She said it was her first time and I was like, "well har har you can practice on me anytime you like" and she kinda took that seriously. She asked me if I wanted to go to the movies with her the other day. Hell no! I can't be seen in public with a 15 y/o. ahhh

I'm a bad person.

eh, and plus..first time at head isn't the best.

Get with someone who's had a few years under them...they'll show you a good time. I didn't get good until I was about 16, but I started at 14 and Kaneda's a pretty good teacher :P

And why not? If your mates ask, tell them it's a cousin from out of town and you're taking her to the cinema whilst your parents and hers catch up with each other.

Lmao. This 15 y/o wants me really bad... I just turned 20. I keep saying no, she's really freaking beautiful though. It's hard to say no to a very hot piece of ass. On a side note, I would never fuck her, although I wouldn't mind some head. Is that so wrong?

You're gonna end up on that "to catch a predator" show. Lmfao.