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Ditch the highschool chick and find you a nice, mature college girl. Inquire about switching to 1st shift?

That'd be nice if you could do the 1st shift. More time for you and your girl, even if she is in volleyball. Then you could go to all those events you're jealous about!

I hope you find all this worth it so you can do your dirty, dirty drugs. =p

I'd say just go for the different shift, things would work out better if you could have that..

Well, they already have someone working 1st shift, who doesn't appear to be leaving any time soon... The only other option is 3rd shift, but then i'd sleep all day and I don't know how i'd go to school working 3rd shift.

Ditch the highschool chick and find you a nice, mature college girl.

College girls are only mature by comparison to highschool chicks. Nevertheless, good advice. Upgrade.

Look at it this way: It's easier to get in college girls' pants!

That's because there are generally more sluts at college. (based on completely nothing)

That's when people feel like it's alright to "experiment."

That's when people feel like it's alright to "experiment."

Translation: "3-way!" (The good kind, with two chicks).

I hope that happens with me. Girl to guy ratio is 2 to 1. W00t W00t.

Done that once. One of the best nights of my life.