I think I may have found a Match..

When I let my hair get a bit longer my girlfriend compares me to Bam margera? Not sure if that's a compliment or not, and that gay guy from fucking grey's anatomy :-\ ..

I've gotten Matt Damon and Leonardo Dicaprio x_X.

I was told I look like Jesus, except black.

MJ is Samuel L. Jackson.

I've gotten Matt Damon and Leonardo Dicaprio x_X.

I've gotten Leo also.

I also get told I look like a German Foreign Exchange student when I cut my hair real short.

Um, like gay guys.!

Was that an attempt at a sentence? I'm not seeing a subject.

Sorry.