Cell Phone?

They're nice, but their screens would probably become a smudy mess pretty quickly. Plus they don't have a real keyboard.

They are pretty cool, but like Lenny, I don't want to deal with the first gen bugs or the absoludicrous price. I do wonder about the effects of long-term screen touching also.

I have a Kyocera flip phone that I got free from Verizon. It's a piece of crap, but I really don't want to browse the internet or look at pictures or listen to music on my phone. It's a fucking phone. And my battery lasts about 5 days.

I'm not actually sure that the 50-dollar-a-month hunk of plastic I attempt to use as a phone is, in reality, a fucking phone. I think it used to be a phone, but has since transformed into something far less useful.

Too much abuse?

I love with my fists.

Mine splits off into two parts, but not like a transformer. One chuck too many.

my fing phones buttons weren't working so i brought it back and the mofos gave me some piece of shit to use as a "loaner" phone while they get me a new one. is some "nokia" thing. UGH, i was like "why don't you give me YOUR sidekick and you use the loaner piece of shit" then he looked at me funny and we left. bad day that was.