What is the most embarassing thing you've done around the opposite sex?

My freshman year of college, i did some stupid things. But this one time, it was actually my 19th birthday, i drank an entire bottle of 99 apples at this party. Needless to say i totally blacked out (first time). I woke up in the morning in a friends bed and asked why i wasnt sleeping in my own room. Apparently, after drinking and partying with all my friends, i wondered onto the girls floor to find some girl to hook up with. It must have been around 3 in the morning because everyone was asleep but it didnt stop me from banging on every door. Well, one girl answers her door and lets me come in because we knew each o0ther from accounting class. So i go in there and immediately start throwing out the sloppiest lines that i could think of so she would hook up with me. After the failed attempted i said i needed to go to the bathroom. Well, since its the girls side of the dorm, i had to sneak into the bathroom without getting caught because then i would get written up. Needless to say, instead of going to a stall like a normal person, i decide to take a shower and pee in there. I got completely undressed and went in to do my businnes. Now the girls showers have a place where you sit down, but where the water doesnt hit you. I understandibly lie down on this area and pass out. After about an hour the chick comes in to make sure im alright and ends up hearing the shower. She knocks on the door and asks if everything is ok, but i dont answer. So she lets herself in and helps me get dressed like im 5 years old and proceeds to carry my ass back to my friends room.

I see her two days later and she wont even have eye contact with me let alone talk to me (and we were partners on a project). We have never spoken again, but everytime i see her, she just takes a longer route to wherever she is going. Also, her friends grin at me and i totally get red. Oh well, thats why we dont blackout anymore

Nothing really comes to mind, I usually play it cool Ahaha.

I think the worst thing ive done is like, fallen up/down the stairs or something. I'm usually not completely disgusting around the oposite sex =)

no thats a lie. i was at the movies with this guy once. there was like no one in the theatre. he kissed me, i pulled away and burped, really loud. I do that alot.

Rofl. How graceful =P.

Mmmm. Recently.

I was out drinking with a few friends (2 other guys and 3 girls) and well into the morning we went back to one of their houses and proceed to hit the pipe some. I had just started drinking again and I finally was able to handle myself well drunk but had never really mixed the two before and once the high kicked in I had to sit down. A girl came over and sat next to me on the couch blathering about some shit I was trying to pay attention to but had absolutly no chance at.
Then it just hit me, I felt myself get sick, think for a moment "I wouldn't even get close to the bathroom anyways" and just start puking in my lap. In my drunken haze I thought I could just politely put my hand up and cover my mouth as if burping.

Mmmm. Recently. I was out drinking with a few friends (2 other guys and 3 girls) and well into the morning we went back to one of their houses and proceed to hit the pipe some. I had just started drinking again and I finally was able to handle myself well drunk but had never really mixed the two before and once the high kicked in I had to sit down. A girl came over and sat next to me on the couch blathering about some shit I was trying to pay attention to but had absolutly no chance at. Then it just hit me, I felt myself get sick, think for a moment "I wouldn't even get close to the bathroom anyways" and just start puking in my lap. In my drunken haze I thought I could just politely put my hand up and cover my mouth as if burping.

HAHA. I love it when you try and pay attention but whatever she has to say goes right over your head. Its so much fun later when they come back and go "thank you for listening. You really helped."

so THATS what really goes on?!?!!? Everyhting i know is a lie!!!