Happy Birthday To Me

I drink coke and captain in a 2 or 3 to 1 ratio. Tastes just like vanilla coke to me. I can take shots, but more than 5 real close to one another makes me vomit. Not because of the alcohol, but because of the taste. I like drinking Scotch on the rocks though.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

That's actually a great way to spend a 21st. Why didn't I think of that.. I love me some Texas Hold'Em. It'll be really nice to play it in casinos and whoop up on the older gents. I've only played legitimately one time. Started with 1k chips and ended up with 12k. I was owning a bunch of big-shot lawyers. It was awesome.