Rumors

That a friend of mine was gay, though he is clearly not to me, I do notice odd behavior. But I know he is not, at least I think...oh God, I could be wrong!

my best friend since 4th grade, we really only had eachother like not much other friends. we werent dating, so everyone just assumed he was gay, and its followed him to this day. its so bad.

and somehow it went around school that i had herpes?

My friend always insinuates that I have gonorrhea whenever we go out and find ourselves in the presence of women. It's always subtle and indirect.

Anyway guess he's infatuated with the condition or suffered psychological trauma in relation to the disease.

In the end it's all in good fun.

There are rumors going around that I am good lookin'. How dare they.

This really popular guy got dissed by a few chicks he had been with. 'Baby carrots' hasn't been the same since.


Oh, some people were saying I had STDs, and I just told them to check if they want to, because I'm clean.

Being pretty short for being a guy (5'7) I used to tell people that my ex's call me the kickstand, and the nickname stuck for a while and nobody really ever figured it out..