The Life and Adventures of Lenny, a Smurf.

Alas, no potential there. She's going out with a guy at the other end of the corridor, so it's the friend zone for me.

It's not so bad being friends.

True, friends ain't bad. She's going out with a guy at the other end of the corridor, anyway.

And she's a Scouser. Personally, I think I've got off rather lightly.

Scouser?

A Liverpudlian, a native or resident of Liverpool

Maybe?

*shrug*

Indeed. One gold star for Speccy!

Not much has happened tonight. I've got a multicoloured face from toner, but that's about it. Oh, and the carpet in the corridor outside my room is multicoloured. As is the hair of the guy next door.

This morning I handed in my first piece of work, and this afternoon I handed in my next five. Fun...