Minor Grievances

Don't wanna work today.

I is cold. Blah.

I dranks 3 cans of energy drink with "3 cans a day will kill you!" on it.
I nearly chocked to death on the first sip of the third can while explaining that 3 cans will kill you, and this is my third.
A crazy lady drove me home, and somehow defeated existence by running a green light.
I willingly Bought a DBZ tee-shirt.

I have a cut on the inside of my mouth.

Missin' my mom.

Sitting in a stupid tent waiting for a flight.

I've been sleeping too much lately.