The Bad Advice Game

3rd Chain Breaker!

Solution: Ban Skurai. (Wait, this is good advice, huh?)

Problem: Can't seem to get out of bed today.

Solution: Drink some coffee, if that doesn't work, try some stretches, or watch one of those screaming ghost videos.

Problem:I'm being tracked for posting spam.

Solution: Stop posting. Period.

Problem: I have no idea how to properly apply eyeshadow...

Solution: Paint your face black

Problem: Got up, but now what to eat, is my new dilemma.

Solution: Go stand out in the sun and absorb your nutrients as plants do.

Problem: I'm lonely.

Solution: You can always hang out with me.

Problem: I'm almost out of Nissen super meals.

Solution: Plug yourself so they stay in your body indefinitely.

Problem: I need a haircut soon.