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Horrible paragraphing makes my eyes bleed.

I ran out of time to edit it, my mom was yelling at me. I was going to come back later and fix it up.

I ran out of time to edit it, my mom was yelling at me. I was going to come back later and fix it up.

Then why don't you fix it now, so that everyone can forget about it?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I have a large penis
You: Me too. Wanna sword fight?
Stranger: do i get a shield?
You: If you want to call your bloody brown eye a shield, then sure.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: well, hello!
Stranger: wesh
Stranger: sava ?
You: wesh sava
You: this language is ignorant to me.
Stranger: oai é toi ?
You: PLAIN ignorant to me.
You: oai e toi? is that what you are asking?
Stranger: pk ?
You: PKPK __
Stranger: jte baize
You: u wanna duel?
Stranger: salopesuce ma bite
You: YEAH KK PK
Stranger: pute
Stranger: i'm tai tai
Stranger: baise les hatai comme toi
Stranger: eh
Stranger: tu te branles ??
Stranger: i'm french and u ?
You: FRENCH FUCKER
You: IM AMERICAN
You: FUCK YEAH
You: AMERIKAN
Stranger: okay
You: GOT IT YEH HUH HUH YEAH
Stranger: nike ta mere
Stranger: hahhhhhhh
You: I SUPPORT THE RED WHITE AND BLUE
Stranger: ta lé boule !!!!
You: yeah OUR FLAG HUH HUH YEAH!
You: YEAH TA LE BOULE
Stranger: france
You: sucks
You: I know.
Stranger: ta le sum
Stranger: FRANCE
You: worst country ever = france
You: FRANCE LOL
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: is most
You: IS MOST
You: disgusting
Stranger: bush
You: women don't shower, don't shave their armpits.
Stranger: is in my ass
You: yes, they have bushes
You: yes you have a bush in your ass
You: thats gross
Stranger: you're a motherfucking
You: shave that 70's porno shit
Stranger: FRANCE is most
You: yeah I fuck your mohter, that's right.
Stranger: you're jealous
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
You: I'M jealous?
Stranger: you want to be a french
You: Yes, because I want my women to smell like cheese and cheap wine.
Stranger: yes
You: yes, I want to be part of the most worthles country ever.
Stranger: aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: You know the only war the French won?
Stranger: it's the first country
Stranger: in tourism
You: the french revolution
Stranger: !!!
You: wow, and yet nobody wants to be french
Stranger: FRENCH FUCK USA
You: they just like the monuments. GTFO here
Stranger: !!!!!!!
You: FUCK THE USA
You: FUCK YOU FRENCH PEICE OF SHIT.
Stranger: french is beautiful
You: wrong.
Stranger: ta les boule ptite pute
Stranger: t'es une pute
Stranger: toi tu sais ?
Stranger: salope

That was really funny.

bush....

is in my ass

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: HELP
You: omg?
You: OMG?!
Stranger: MY LIFE DEPENDS ON THIS
Stranger: SHITSHITSHIT
You: okay, i'm listening.
Stranger: GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING ASL RIGHT NOW OR THEY SHOOT ME
You: OMG ASL
You: FUCK
You: fuckk uhhh uhhhhhhhhh
You: idk idk idk idk
You: SHIT
You: its like
Stranger: SHIT
You: add one, carry the
You: ohhhhhhh
You: im 21!!
You: shity
Stranger: SHITSHITSHIT
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
You: okay i'm 21
Stranger: ANDAND?
You: and .. wait wait wait
You: LEME LOOK! HOLD ON
Stranger: OH GOOOOD
You: okay I have a dick
You: IM A GUY!!
Stranger: I NEED THIS
You: ITS A BOY!
Stranger: OK GOOD!!!
You: okay, hold on
You: let me find a map
You: FUCK
Stranger: OHMYGOD
You: OKAY I LIVE IN FLORIDA
You: SHIT
Stranger: OH SHIT
You: !!!
Stranger: THank GOD
Stranger: Fuck
You: okay.
Stranger: Holy shit...
Stranger: now...
You: you going to die still?
Stranger: Do you... have some weed?
You: I actually do.
You: a little sour diesel
You: huhhhhhh
Stranger: Sour diesel?
Stranger: That's fucking gasoline.
You: OMG
You: no, its crippy
Stranger: Crippy?
You: kryp
Stranger: ARE YOU IN A GANG?!
You: OMG
You: YES
Stranger: ARE YOU SPEAKING GANG SLANG?!
You: SORRY MESSCUZZIE
Stranger: FUCKING
Stranger: NIGGER
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
You: obama 08
You: OMG
Stranger: RON PAUL
Stranger: YOU FUCKING NIGGER
You: RON PAUL LULZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You: is he still alive?
You: I thought he died like 100 years ago.
Stranger: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.