i'm mad, i'm....

i'm mad, i'm disappointed, i'm sad, i don't know!

so your dear old friend kyeruu, disappeared from zelaron for a while.

Reason?

i hooked up with a chick (the joy)

she wasn't really my TASTE, wasn't as slim as i wanted her to be, but she had pretty much all i wanted.

we got along, and i slowly fell for her.

well i never really DID fall for her.

but we got to sex after a few months of dating.

Everything is smooth and dandy yes?

no.


While in my house, i logged on to msn, after a while. and she pms me.

" i want ot talk to you about something"

so i go to her house and what ever.

she tells me, that we shouldn't do "sexy talk"

out of the hilariousity in that comment, i thought she didn't want any sexual hints towards conversation to avoid getting in trouble and the such.

turns out.

she then told me she "was in a church"

that's when it all went to hell.

"i'm thinking of being a mormon, and i feel bad that i'm lying to the leader of the spiritual group about me not having sex, but actually doing it"

what the FUCK!?

i dont' know what to feel, i amazingly kept my cool and just went with "ok"


but its' so STUPID

a religion, a MORMONIC RELIGION

which has been PROVEN TO BE FUCKING STUPID

the original texts for the bible NEVER MENTION A FUCKING SMITH.

but their bible does.

she turned into a MORMON, a STUPID RELIGION

i consider all religions stupid.

and i'm not closeminded to my own but still a MORMON?

she fucking dumped me for following a biased, corrupted, subjective view on the WORLD?


...what....the.....fuck


she didn't really dump me, but i'm SO going to take this the other way.
she's all like.

"you can jerk off to me as long as i don't see"

OH THAT'S HILARIOUS, WAY TO STING IT IN.

dunno what i should do.

but i take it that if she's going to go through with this.

i'm going to do the same.

she has the tendency to be very physically close, so i'll cut her off that with the "this might lead to sexual excitation"

as the such.

that seems immature, yes, but then again, it's also a smart thing to do.

I really like her. and i'm not going to be a hypocrite and treat her like shit, when i can't get my wood >.>


but she isn't going to get "half benefits"
cutting me off for an image bt still getting hers.


i don't know what to feel anymore.

Now i need a new fucking girlfriend.

Because my current one, just became close-minded.

The fucking joy.



No worries about breaking up though.

I'm ruthless.

it'll be as easy as telling her "i want ot break up"

"why?"

"you're not as open-minded as i though you were, sorry"

*"insert random w/e she'll say"*

voila a breAK UP ALKSJDF;ALKDJF;ALKDJFA;LSKDJF


bah i need a nights sleep
i can't even type properlyh
a;lskfj

the original texts for the bible NEVER MENTION A FUCKING SMITH. but their bible does.

Nahahahah! That's why cults are better. Well, at least the Goddess cult, most others are creepy.
Sorry to tell you, but usually "perfect" chicks are in religions, and a good lot of them don't want to do sex until married, simply because they feel thats "all the boy wants them for" or something. Beep.

Well, it's over. i broke up with her.

Plain and simple.

She complained as to why, and i told her "i like open-minded girls, sorry"

and left her in cliff hanger.

i feel immature.

but so much better T_T, i sucumbed to the emotions i claim a fallacy all my life, fuck ineed more training.

You'll find someone for you, one day. Beep.
All of us will, if we haven't already. It's the truth. Even if we only know them for a minute, for an hour, or if we only know them from the writting in a bathroom stall... at least we know they lived, at some time. Beep.

....Enough beeps.

What do you mean "beeps"? I have no idea what you are talking about, human. Beep.

ZOMG NOOOOOeEEEES!

Well if that wasn't random, than I'm a human being.
Seriously, what was that all about?

blagoonga!

I'm so glad I didn't read that post.

Cliffnote version:

Guy hooks up with chubby chick.

Guy and chubby chick have sex.

Chubby chick decides to become a Mormon.

Guy gets no more sex.

Guy breaks up with chubby chick.

Op! I think I see something...
Are you implying that there is a pattern? Beep.

You shut your fucking mouth. I'm going to ban you again.

If I may ask you to do so, would you mind presenting the rule I have violated which requires my ban?

skurai mods here have the power to inforce their own rules

Well, that doesn't sound very fair... but then again, they probably worked hard to be mods, so the least I can do is avoid bothering them more than necessary.

Go hump a goat.

Well, that doesn't sound very pleasent!
I think I'll pass on that one...