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Posted 2010-12-04, 10:54 PM in reply to Wallow's post starting "Lol, not trying to sound mean, but make..."
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Lol, not trying to sound mean, but make sure she's worth it before you spend all your parents' money (or yours?). Love is fickle at times.
Wallow, good to see you man. You were down in that mine for a fucking long time, my friend.
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Posted 2010-12-07, 01:27 PM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "Wallow, good to see you man. You were..."
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Wallow, good to see you man. You were down in that mine for a fucking long time, my friend.
Yeah dude. I'm pretty sure my wanker got touched more than once when our flashlights went out.
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Posted 2010-12-07, 05:42 PM in reply to Wallow's post starting "Yeah dude. I'm pretty sure my wanker..."
Oh my god, it's a kitty!!!!
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Posted 2010-12-16, 08:15 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Oh my god, it's a kitty!!!!"
Suddenly you insist on getting on top of me and grabbing my nipples. I make a face that you seem to like, and take deep breaths when you squeeze too hard. I don't say anything, because I want you to do as you please. I grab hold of an ass cheek and pull you a bit closer. Soon you lean down and start biting my face. I can already feel my pants growing into shorts. By the time you get back up, I've already got both hands up your shirt. Both of us grabbign eachother's chest, repeatedly. My finger reaches into your bra and passes by your nipple and you start to shift your fingers a bit. Suddenly you dig your nails into my nipples, while I start to pull your bra down. My pants feel practically soaked with precum. Your shirt comes off and you pull me close for a kiss. After, it's back to the biting and nipple-stabbing. No matter how bad it hurt - and still hurts... I love you.
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Posted 2010-12-19, 10:34 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Suddenly you insist on getting on top..."
I think my brain just dry-heaved...
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Posted 2010-12-20, 09:40 AM in reply to Slim's post starting "I think my brain just dry-heaved..."
goddamn that is disturbing.














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Posted 2010-12-20, 09:55 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "goddamn that is disturbing."
fucking b& and blasted please
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Posted 2010-12-20, 11:00 AM in reply to Slim's post starting "I think my brain just dry-heaved..."
If you think that's bad, let me tell you about yesterday...
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Posted 2010-12-20, 11:10 AM in reply to Skurai's post starting "If you think that's bad, let me tell..."
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Posted 2010-12-20, 11:11 AM in reply to Skurai's post starting "If you think that's bad, let me tell..."
do tell














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