Scientists Detail Super-Storm Threat to California

You say this like you somehow knew everything in this report already as if it were common knowledge more than a couple of weeks ago. Are you trying to come across as sarcastic? Because you come across more like angsty teenager (read: douchebag) People wonder why you want to move away from California? What people? I have a hard time believing anyone cares enough about you that they've thought to themselves "I wonder why he wants to move away?" Get over yourself. If I had the opportunity to shit down your throat, I would take it. I'd cook up something special for you.

You mad bro?

It was a joke, and to be honest, I love where I live. Storms, even the recent one, touched where I live the least out of any area in the state. Tornadoes, Earthquakes, in general almost all natural disasters, never even touch where I live.

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On a completely unrelated to the topic note, I really will be moving away to another country. However, I hold no grudges against California.

However, I hold no grudges against California.

I'll inform the governor

On a completely unrelated to the topic note, I really will be moving away to another country. However, I hold no grudges against California.

I'm gonna guess Japan, right? You seem smart enough to do good there.

GLG is going to invent a new and improved used panty vending machine.

What would that be good for? o.O

What would that be good for? o.O

What ISN'T it good for?

What ISN'T it good for?

Your esophagus.