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You don't deserve it.

How don't I deserve it!? What makes a man "worthy" of money???
What if I spend all that money get you a picture of Asamin's dick??

Then you'd be worthy of the money. But unless it's that you can't be.

Then I guess you'd better mail me a check~

You mistake me for someone with money.

Oh. Right. Theatre.
There's a reason we're both poor.

I have a full-time job. I just have bills. Like a functioning member of American society.