I'm eating a bunch of Laffy Taffy and noticed they all have jokes on them, so I'm going to post them here for the hell of it, maybe just for you to see how incredibly lame they are. Some of them don't even make sense.
Why did the ghost join the team?
Because they needed spirit.
Why did the mouse sleep under the oil can?
So he wouldn't squeek in the morning.
What do you call Robin Hood's mother?
Mother hood.*
How does every baseball player get a hit?
He sings a song.
More to come...
Last edited by !King_Amazon!; 2005-11-13 at 11:25 PM.
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