Bobby: Dude, whats this "less than three" thing in Danielle's away message?
Jake: *long pause* Are you fucking serious?
Bobby: I've been trying to figure it out for like 20 minutes and I can't get it.
Jake: Bobby, tilt your head 90 degrees to the right.
Bobby: Oh. Wow. I'm retarded.
Jake: That's most definitly why she <3's you.
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
[20:53] GravitonSurge: help
[20:53] GravitonSurge: im hgh
[20:53] GravitonSurge: do you have ticklish eyebrows
[20:53] C24ckh34dk1d: nigga plz
[20:58] C24ckh34dk1d: you need the antidote or you're gonna fucking die
[20:58] GravitonSurge: FUCK
[20:58] GravitonSurge: WHAT
[20:58] GravitonSurge: wait...
[20:58] GravitonSurge: dick.
[20:58] C24ckh34dk1d: haha
[20:58] C24ckh34dk1d: I win