1) You just left your job (Since its Friday ) to go home happily paid in cash ($3000) and while walking through an alley as a 'short cut', you came across gang members (4 coming towards you from infront and 4 more following behind you), armed with chains, poles, knives, bats. And when finally reaching you, they ask for your money, you say you dont have anything. One member snatches an envelope from your pocket and breaks out the 3k. Do you...
a- Say "oh sh*t, where did that come from? My wife didn't empty my pockets" and pray they let you go without beating you down.
b- Grow some balls, snatch the money out of the guy's hand, put it in your pocket and fight them all like hell. (Even if it means your death, fatal injuries).
c- Snatch your money from the guy's hand and try to run for it
d- Say "Well, ok you got me, you have the money so let me go" and pray they leave you alone.
2) Your at a dance club with your lover / g/f and she gets up to use the restroom. While she's away, a really sexy girl sits down besides you, talks with you and starts to flirt. Out of nowhere she says "Your cute" and attempts to kiss you when your lover returns and yells out your name. Do you...
a) Quickly push this new girl out of the way and yell "Im innocent!" and then quickly blabber out that it was all this stranger's fault and hope that your lover believes you.
b) Look at your lover confused and say "What the hell is wrong with you? She fell and I helped her up and she was asking me to look closely to see if any make up was messed up".
c) Ignore your lover completely and finish the kiss and continue to flirt with the stranger. (and if their is a possibility this stranger is bi, try to convince your lover to like her also)
d) Quickly cover your face and stand and pretend to be some other guy and go to the restroom, return later and have no knowledge of what your lover was talking about.
3) Your at work in the office, taking a break at your desk (when you shouldn't be) and reading a porn magazine when your boss comes in. You, out of reaction, toss that magazine into a file and close it. But to your badluck your boss came in to take that completed work file, thanking you, taking it and walking back out the door. Do you...
a- Fall on your knees and break into tears knowing that your job is screwed now and you'll be fired when he finds that magazin.
b- Run out after him and tackle him to the floor 'accidently' infront of all the other office people. Then quickly say "I am so sorry! while quickly concealing the magazine under your shirt and helping with the paper work pick up, taking whatever insults / anger release the boss may throw at you.
c- Follow your boss out, call him, and say that you left your porn magazine in there and take whatever punishment he might do. Whether it be a chuckle or firing you.
d- Sit back in your chair and grin, deciding that if he doesn't mind and enjoys the magazine, nothing will go wrong. And if he gets angry, you'll blame it on some innocent nerd.
4) You kiss your lover goodbye and she walks backwards into the street, waving to you while smiling. Just then a drunk driver pulls around the corner screeching and comes full speed at her. You seeing the situation realize that both of you can't be saved, its either you or her. Do you...
a- Widen your eyes and just stand there, watching the car hit and KILL the love of your life and drive off. Taking down the license plate number to get him later.
b- Rush full speed towards her and quickly push her out of the way and take the car hit, in your mind praying that she's smart enough to atleast take the license plate number and kick his ass later.
c- Quickly run and stand beside her (only slightly infront) and act like super man with your arms extended foward and attempt to stop the car, in the end resulting with both of your deaths.
d- Turn around and ignore it, pretending you never saw anything. There are more fish in the sea.
More to come if you guys are having fun =). Seeya!
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