Kagom meets Mantralord: Gayness ensured!

EvilSpaniard: hi
Master Kagom: Hullo
Master Kagom: May I inquire as to whom you might be?
EvilSpaniard: i'm mantralord!
Master Kagom: Okay.
EvilSpaniard: so...i hear you like guys too
Master Kagom: I'm bisexual
Master Kagom: So, yeah I do
EvilSpaniard: do you think i'm secksy?
Master Kagom: Well, you are cute, but I wouldn't go super sexy.
EvilSpaniard: pfft
EvilSpaniard: wanna go out with me, sexy boy?
Master Kagom: No
EvilSpaniard: oooh, denied!
EvilSpaniard: i like it when they play hard to get
Master Kagom: Oh, do you?
EvilSpaniard: oh my yes
Master Kagom: Hmm...too bad I'm not playing hard to get. I'm just flat-out saying "No"
EvilSpaniard: o rly?
Master Kagom: Yes, really.
EvilSpaniard: well, i can see how a...handsome boy like you would deny a lowly peasant like me...
Master Kagom: 1) I can see into the sarcasm when you say "handsome boy like you" (2) You're probably bored and trying to have some fun using me
EvilSpaniard: well, that's not how it is at all...
EvilSpaniard: you see, i suspect you have a humongous penis...
Master Kagom: Uh-huh...people on Zelaron do this stupid shit to other members all the time, though it is funny, I'd prefer not to get involved.
EvilSpaniard: you're already involved!
Master Kagom: Damn you...
EvilSpaniard: have you ever fucked a guy?
Master Kagom: No
EvilSpaniard: ever been fucked by a guy?
Master Kagom: No
EvilSpaniard: ever been fucked by a girl?
Master Kagom: no
EvilSpaniard: ever fucked a girl?
Master Kagom: no
EvilSpaniard: ever been fucked by a genetically engineered mushroom-dog thing?
Master Kagom: No...
EvilSpaniard: that's good to know!
EvilSpaniard: so...you're just a sexless white boy?
Master Kagom: Yeah
EvilSpaniard: wanna make manbabies?
Master Kagom: Not with you
EvilSpaniard: you sick kangaroo, man-on-man secks cannot produce manbabies!
Master Kagom: Did I say that it did?
EvilSpaniard: you implied that it did
Master Kagom: Did I?
EvilSpaniard: oh yes
Master Kagom: When you said "let's make manbabies" I first thought "Men can't have children from anal intercourse, but I know he is referring to anal intercourse" but I just typed in a response anyway.
EvilSpaniard: too bad
EvilSpaniard: wanna see quikspy's penis?
Master Kagom: No
EvilSpaniard: after his ridicule, quikspy cut off his penis and threw it away. i had to sift through 6 piles of garbage to find it again. i keep it in a jar. i call it "quickie."
Master Kagom: O.o
Master Kagom: uhm...oooookay....
EvilSpaniard: once i stuck my house keys into the car ignition, and the car turned into a house
EvilSpaniard: i lived there for several months
Master Kagom: >.>
Master Kagom: okay...
EvilSpaniard: once i put a slice of cheese on a lightbulb to turn it into a yellowbulb...needless to say i was having grilled cheese sandwiches that night
Master Kagom: uh huh...
Master Kagom: So far, everything you have said has held no interest to me in any way.
EvilSpaniard: but you're not really that important...this show is all about me, baby
Master Kagom: But I really think that the star of this show is just a sad little man who wishes for attention from someone he considers lower than him.
EvilSpaniard: i get all the attention i need from quickie.
EvilSpaniard: aww shit, he just peed the carpet..
Master Kagom: But it's not enough to satisfy your ego. You just want more because you are an attention whore.
EvilSpaniard: a good whore doesn't know how to cook on lightbulbs as well as i do!
Master Kagom: Be honest, why are you talking to me?
EvilSpaniard: i suspect you are an eskimo
Master Kagom: ...
Master Kagom: Eskimos live in Alaska and Canada
Master Kagom: I live in IL
Master Kagom: Therefore I cannot pass for an eskimo
EvilSpaniard: haha, you losers in the upper states shovel snow every winter! haha! HAHA! ha.
Master Kagom: Not me...
EvilSpaniard: because you're an eskimo!
Master Kagom: Are you really this bored?
EvilSpaniard: horny
Master Kagom: Honestly...this is a bad bad attempt to keep yourself entertained.
EvilSpaniard: i'm jacking off to your denial of my sex-offerings
Master Kagom: Riiiiiiiiight...
Master Kagom: What must I do to get rid of you?
EvilSpaniard: send nekked pix
Master Kagom: ...
Master Kagom: Want me to tell you something interesting today? I cut my arm today because I had a little bump that I thought was a pimple. Well...it started to bleed a lot, I sucked on my arm, to get the blood off. And for the first time ever, blood tasted good. I have a hickey on my arm where I sucked up my blood. I can't wait to taste blood again.
EvilSpaniard: wanna go on a murdering spree with me?
Master Kagom: No
Master Kagom: I want to cut your neck and pour your blood into a glass and drink it.
EvilSpaniard: original!
EvilSpaniard: but remember, before doing any cutting...
EvilSpaniard: always wear SAFETY GOGGLES!
Master Kagom: Then I'm going to peel your skin off and hang it on hooks until it dries out. Then I'll sew it together and make a flesh-coat and give it to a hobo, and frame him for your death.
EvilSpaniard: SAFETY!
Master Kagom: I don't mind getting a little cut or so, I'll just suck the blood out of the wound
EvilSpaniard: you're obviously irresponsible and UNSAFE. i cannot allow you to cut me!
Master Kagom: I'd take my sword, cut off your head, then pour the hot blood oozing from your neck into a bucket and then serve it to myself.
Master Kagom: ...
Master Kagom: this isn't working -_-
EvilSpaniard: ooh
EvilSpaniard: now we have swords....
Master Kagom: I've always had swords
EvilSpaniard: kk....where are the elves?
Master Kagom: The elves are not real...
EvilSpaniard: and swords are!? bitch puhh-leeeze!
Master Kagom: I got this sword for a lot of money
Master Kagom: from a sword maker in Japan
Master Kagom: we're talking thousands
Master Kagom: I had to get some money from family
Master Kagom: so I'm hoping it would be better than some flimsy-ass sword from a website
EvilSpaniard: yea sure buddy, and i got this GIANT ROBOT FROM NEO TOKYO from "Japan" too...
EvilSpaniard: ^____________^
Master Kagom: why do you continue to vex me?
EvilSpaniard: again with the imaginary stuff? vex? what's next...ohm....sur....EL!?
Master Kagom: vex = anger
EvilSpaniard: ohm = electrical measurement of resistance! yeah right...
Master Kagom: seriously
Master Kagom: look up vex in the dictionary
Master Kagom: you're thinking of hex
EvilSpaniard: hex = short for hexadecimal!
Master Kagom: May you fall down the stairs and have a thousand pieces of glass fall upon you at full force and cut you up
EvilSpaniard: why not razors?
Master Kagom: ...
Master Kagom: I wonder why I just don't block you...
EvilSpaniard: coz you wanna fuck me in the blow-hole
Master Kagom: ...
Master Kagom: if I wanted to do that, I'd have said so by now...
EvilSpaniard: maybe you're just afraid it will be a little too *tight* for you...
Master Kagom: ...
Master Kagom: or maybe I'm just too lazy to block you...
EvilSpaniard: oh, its easy! just press <alt><p><b><enter>
EvilSpaniard: duh you stuped!
Master Kagom: or
Master Kagom: People > Block
Master Kagom: hmmm
EvilSpaniard: yeah, but now you don't have to move your tired right hand all the way over to your wet mouse
Master Kagom: hmmm
Master Kagom: You are an arrogant bastard who deserves to be hit by a mack truck. Never ever try to contact me again.
Master Kagom signed off at 11:59:21 PM.

I read 3/4 of it and got bored.

Blood does taste good.

Ugh, I didn't even get 3/4 the way through, maybe 1/2 though. Boring..

Master Kagom: Uh-huh...people on Zelaron do this stupid shit to other members all the time, though it is funny, I'd prefer not to get involved.



If oudnt hat to be extremely ironic and hilarious at the same time.

Well, the more comedic stuff is in the lower half...maybe you should start reading from there.

Well, the more comedic stuff is in the lower half...maybe you should start reading from there.

Wow... you should write books!

Anyway, Kagom has a need for S&M I see

Yeah.. this is oficially the gayhest thread of all time

Wow I actually read the whole thing. That was...hilarious.

Some Highlights:

EvilSpaniard: you sick kangaroo, man-on-man secks cannot produce manbabies!

EvilSpaniard: once i put a slice of cheese on a lightbulb to turn it into a yellowbulb...needless to say i was having grilled cheese sandwiches that night

EvilSpaniard: again with the imaginary stuff? vex? what's next...ohm....sur....EL!?

dony you ppl have anythig better to do then bug this guy?

Obviously not. It's not even funny anymore either.

That is one of the funniest yet stupidest things ive ever seen. Making fun of him is bad, but that was just fucked up. Kinda like an interrogation training exercise thing.

Sure it is, just not when mantra does it.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

holy shit, kidagakash posts!

Or because it's not funny.

And I'm serious, there is not one iota of 'funny' left in this subject.

This log is so much better.

Aim 1s Gay: HELLO MR MANTRA!
EvilSpaniard: hai
Aim 1s Gay: how much is it to have secks with your sister?
Aim 1s Gay: I'm talking minutely
EvilSpaniard: fiddy bux
Aim 1s Gay: fiddy bux is it? for 10 minutes? hellz yah
EvilSpaniard: no a minute
EvilSpaniard: (gotta buy a new compooter machene)
Aim 1s Gay: oh damn, hmmm
Aim 1s Gay: fer wan minute?
Aim 1s Gay: ekwals secks with yer sister for fiddy bucks
Aim 1s Gay: i was thinking along the lines of tree fiddy
EvilSpaniard: 350 bux for as long as it takes, or if you feel you can save money and be a quickie, 50 bux a minute
Aim 1s Gay: hmm, 50 bucks a minute and i want 2 minutes
Aim 1s Gay: so 100 bucks for 2 minutes and secks withy our sister
EvilSpaniard: k
Aim 1s Gay: what time is the appointment
EvilSpaniard: 7:30 PM tomorrow
Aim 1s Gay: got it
Aim 1s Gay: i'll be there 7:28 whackin off
EvilSpaniard: kk
Aim 1s Gay: i feel like im talking to my cell phone company!
Aim 1s Gay: yak
Aim 1s Gay: I don't want no overage minutes, kk?
EvilSpaniard: i also offer cell phone service
Aim 1s Gay: PWNAGE
Aim 1s Gay: cingular been pullin my pecker lately, them and their bullshit roaming...BAH
EvilSpaniard: complimentary condom with cell phone purchase
Aim 1s Gay: NASSTY
Aim 1s Gay: pass
EvilSpaniard: (new condom)
Aim 1s Gay: kk

Good shit... Funny as hell.

I'm thinking kagom has a fetish for blood and sharp objects.

lol

I never seen a pic of Mantra's sister, as Mantra was kind of before my time...

She hot?

I don't have a fetish for blood or sharp objects. And I knew he would post this on Zel...yet I just kept talking...damn my being tired >:

lol I never seen a pic of Mantra's sister, as Mantra was kind of before my time... She hot?

I remember a movie of his sister shaking her fat ass to some music being posted here on zelaron. That was just nasty, like dan's sig nasty.