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How much Money does Michael Jordan make
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Posted 2004-08-26, 09:45 PM
- Jordan will make over $300,000 a game, $10,000 a minute assuming he averages about0 minutes a game.

- Assuming $40 mil in endorsements next year, he'll be making $178,100 a day (working or not)!

- Assuming he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

- If he goes to see Independence Day, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

- If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

- He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage (after the wage hike)

- He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

- If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

- If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

- A quickie will net him $1855.

- He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be 'reimbursed' $33,390 for that round.

- He could take 1/100,000th of his income and buy some poor college student 5200 packages of Ramen.

- Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into his tax deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 for such accounts at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st, 1997.

- If you were given a tenth of a penny for every dollar he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

- He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics.

- He'll make about $15,600 while the Boston Marathon is being run.

- While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

- Next year, he'll make more than twice as much as all of our past presidents for all of their terms combined.

And something to cheer you up after all of this. . . - Jordan will only have to have this income for 270 more years to have a net worth equivalent to that of Bill Gates. . .

Or does that make you more sick?
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Posted 2004-08-26, 09:47 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post "How much Money does Michael Jordan make"
Just for the hell of it, that is old. Still funny though.
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Posted 2004-08-26, 10:11 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Just for the hell of it, that is old...."
I make that much too ya know...
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Posted 2004-08-26, 11:30 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post "How much Money does Michael Jordan make"
mjordan2nd said:
And something to cheer you up after all of this. . . - Jordan will only have to have this income for 270 more years to have a net worth equivalent to that of Bill Gates. . .

Or does that make you more sick?
That definetly makes me more sick. I hate the ridiculously wealthy.

Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That, is when the world will end.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 04:39 AM in reply to Demosthenes's post "How much Money does Michael Jordan make"
heh heh heh.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 07:35 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Just for the hell of it, that is old...."
Old is an understatement.

Jordan makes $0 per game. He's retired...

Good numbers though.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 08:16 AM in reply to Medieval Bob's post starting "Old is an understatement. Jordan..."
I am a member of the communist party.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 02:49 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "I am a member of the communist party."
Whats that have to do with this thread?
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Posted 2004-08-27, 03:02 PM in reply to platnum's post starting "Whats that have to do with this thread?"
can you tell me how he makes money by just eating something or watching something?
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Posted 2004-08-27, 03:22 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "I am a member of the communist party."
Are you a Maoist?
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Posted 2004-08-27, 05:03 PM in reply to iceman887's post starting "can you tell me how he makes money by..."
Are you retarded?
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Posted 2004-08-27, 05:06 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Are you retarded?"
I think IT is.
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Posted 2004-08-27, 05:10 PM in reply to tokill.ace's post starting "I think IT is."
Dumb Dumb. It even says how he makes it. Let me make it nice and easy for you to read.
Mjordan2nd said:
- Assuming $40 mil in endorsements next year, he'll be making $178,100 a day (working or not)!
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Posted 2004-08-27, 05:27 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Dumb Dumb. It even says how he makes..."
whats a maoist
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Posted 2004-08-27, 05:28 PM in reply to iceman887's post starting "whats a maoist"
Someone who believes in the ideologies of Mao Zedong (SP?)
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Posted 2004-08-27, 05:33 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Someone who believes in the ideologies..."
what does that have to do with me being stupid?
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Posted 2004-08-27, 05:35 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Someone who believes in the ideologies..."
Someone who is an ideology.
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