Advice, teh pls

Well, this is totally out of the ordinary for me, but I lately have been trying to pick a fight with somebody, somebody that i really dislike. I dont know how to go about doing it. I tried to get him to fight me last week, after threatening my friend G-rat(his gangster name, aka garrett), and he poocied out. The new plan today, was to walk to my house(3 miles from school) and whip his ass on the way there, since he walks home. Well, it got around school, and pretty soon, a lot of kids came up to me asking why i want to beat his ass. So, Cody heard about it(the guy i hate), and he just took the bus home, so he wouldnt get his ass kicked.

Like i said, i never pick fights, or start them. They just always seem to happen around me, and i want to kick his ass with the least concequence possible. I dont know if I should just walk up to him in school and punch him in the nose a couple times, or do it off grounds, and jump him. The thing is, i dont want to 'jump' him. I want him to know about it. The plan was, that me and my friend Ryan were going to 'jump' him, but then i realized how foolish that was, and i had somebody tell Cody to bring a lot of friends home with him, for his sake.

I dont know what to do, or if i should just let it cool down. And, grav. Just to beat you to it..

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Wait until he isn't looking...then SIT ON HIM!


Well...to be serious: Just wait until he is looking, then SIT ON HIM!

Or you can always wait till your both alone and then eat him?

Or you can always wait till your both alone and then eat him?

Probably no good reason to fight him, but if you really want to fight him, I suggest doing it off school. You don't want to get suspended for some twat.

Well, its all planned.

I talked to him, and we talked for a while.

BTW i added some side commentary, like what i was thinking as he said it.

Heres the conversation. No reason to rephrase myself.
yer009: wonder who is going to try and kick my ass (Oh, not me! not me!)
yer009: but did you hear what happened to zac
yer009: he got his ass kicked by like a 4 foot kid (yeah no shit you got your ass kicked by a 4 foot kid too, stupidass)
yer009: and he was like 11 (and he was 12..)
PimpinestJuice69: yea i heard
PimpinestJuice69: that he got hit in the neck
yer009: head 2
PimpinestJuice69: yeah
PimpinestJuice69: atleast you and andrew went on
yer009: so basically zac got his ass kicked worse than i did
yer009: fuck i know
PimpinestJuice69: i heard andrew was a pretty good fighter
yer009: he is
yer009: hes a wrestler
PimpinestJuice69: oh
PimpinestJuice69: i see
yer009: jesse is ok of a fighter he just got a cheap shot on me
PimpinestJuice69: yeah
PimpinestJuice69: i wonder
PimpinestJuice69: why nobody ever picks fights with me..
PimpinestJuice69: id love for it to happen
PimpinestJuice69: i always have to fight my friends..
yer009: lol, you could tear their ass apart
PimpinestJuice69: pretty much
PimpinestJuice69: besides their ass...
PimpinestJuice69: i dono about that
PimpinestJuice69: thats kind of.. homosexal but
PimpinestJuice69: i'll let you and creighton, and all your friends fight me :-)
PimpinestJuice69: 4 on 1
yer009: are you fucking serious
PimpinestJuice69: yes
yer009: no dude you could prolly still take us
PimpinestJuice69: i dont know
PimpinestJuice69: 4 people on me at once
PimpinestJuice69: i couldnt take garrett and alan and his brother and this other kid
yer009: i dunno ask zac about it or sum10 see what he says
PimpinestJuice69: hmm okay
PimpinestJuice69: only rules are
PimpinestJuice69: I get to bring a friend to break it up
PimpinestJuice69: incase i get seriously hurt
PimpinestJuice69: he wont join in
PimpinestJuice69: he'll just be a .. 'spectator'
yer009: when do you wanna do all this shit?
PimpinestJuice69: uh
PimpinestJuice69: tomorrow
PimpinestJuice69: or
PimpinestJuice69: yeah
PimpinestJuice69: tomorrow
PimpinestJuice69: not thursday, thats a halfday
PimpinestJuice69: unless you want to do it thursday
yer009: how bout friday at the movies or sum10
PimpinestJuice69: well
PimpinestJuice69: the movies will get broken up too fast
PimpinestJuice69: i was thinking.. you know at the school
PimpinestJuice69: kind of not on school grounds
PimpinestJuice69: but if you walk up the big hill
yer009: ya
PimpinestJuice69: and you take a left
PimpinestJuice69: kind of around the corner
PimpinestJuice69: where theres not really any cars that pass by
PimpinestJuice69: and nobody really lives there
yer009: ya i know where that is
PimpinestJuice69: or
PimpinestJuice69: at the park down there
PimpinestJuice69: on Wilshire street

Wtf? Just cause you want to fight the one kid you offered to let him and 3 friends fight you all at once? Damn, I'd just hit him in the back of the head w/ a log while he wasn't looking, kick him in the face, then walk away. Either that or just walk behind him at school say his name and when he turns around deck him, then he has to fight you or take a beating which you wouldn't mind either way it seems, you'll get like In School Suspencion...big woop.

Not over here.

My brothers girlfriend got into a minor fight with his ex gf, and she has never gotten ISS or OSS and only a few detentions in her whole like 11 years of school, and she got 2 weeks Out school suspension...

Btw, she has 2 tests within the next 3 days, and a 300 pt project. Looks like shes gonna be going to summerschool or something to make her credits up :roll eyes:

Damn that sucks. The way your going about it seems like it's not going to happen though. Anyways, if it does end up happening, post a pic of beat up face. Orrr even better, get the "spectator" friend to take some pics during the process.

Well, it is going to happen, i gaurentee you that.

But..

I'll see if i can rob my mums digi cam

Being fat != strong

Lol...funny funny.

Being fat != strong

Since you would know.

That goes for your dick as well.

Alright slay that's retarded... So you don't really have anyhting against this kid? I'm confused. If you want to fight him... fight him 1v1... not because its easier, because that's how fights shoudl be.... 4v1 shit is gay... You'll get your shit jacked and if you start to win they'll be cheap.

The thing is, he has been giving me bad signals. He has continued to be a dick to me for no reason, like cutting me in line, tipping off my hat, tapping my CD player, laughing at me when the kid in Music App fucks with my chair...

Then, out of no where, he tells my friend Garret that hes going to kick his ass. He has 3 people with him, and they were all going to 'get' garrett...

I am bigger than this kid is. He will not fight me 1v1. I told him straight up, if he wants to fuck with garrett, he wants to fuck with me too. I dont let people push my friends around like that. The only way i'll be able to shove it to him is if i give him a setting where he thinks hes going to beat me down in a fight. That is the only way he will actually fight me back. I cant have a " Me hit this kid, and him run away " kind of thing. It cant be assult.

I am bigger than he is. I dont want to take advantage of him. He told me himself, I'd tear him apart. He wants an even match, the only way to give him that is if I fight 3 of his friends at the same time.

Also, grav, are you saying my penis is fat, and therfore its strong?

Fights aren't meant to be even. You don't seem to get it. Next time he fucks with you, jack him in the mouth. I am not even a tiny bit kidding. If you want to fight him... just fucking respond to his gay little torment... or just tell him flat out "If you don't stop fucking with me, I will hit you." If you must give him a "fair" setting....................... just do the 4v1, hit him first as hard as you can, and then own then the others will back down, and if they don't, own them too. The key in ANY fight is to strike fast, and with all your strength. Don't just half ass any movement you make at all. Find your opening, and hit hard. It's what I do, it wins.

One time, this football player, he's huge... he played for a rival schools team... for some reason he got pissed at me... he's real thug like, and when he came at me I just screamed really loud to fuck with his mind and balance, jumped at his upper body, hit his adams apple with my right hand and used my weight to bring him down, and took off in my friends car before he could knife me or some lame shit. This was not a friendly fight, I coulda died. It was scary as hell.

How about you just stop hating. You're not even 13 yet for god's sake.

Wait until you get real reasons to fight people before you and your little pre-pubescent "gangstas" start brawling.

But fighting can be fun as hell... and if the guy just won't lay off and he doesn't do anything about it... then he needs to get him to stop somehow, if he's too much of a head case to ignore it.

I agree though K_A, he is handling it wrong... if he's fighting people because he wants to seem cool or be tough or something gay like that than that's just retarded. He should confront the dude. But if you are fighting for funxor, just dont mess up your facial structure, lose any teeth, become paralyzed, or get any permanent brain damage... and you'll be solid. I don't advocate fighting a stranger in an angry way unless you have to.

Well, its more that im afraid they will just run off, and i'll never have my chance.

One time, in music apprecaition, the kid behind me put some tape down the back of my shirt, so i just got up, pulled him out of his seat, and wailed on his face. Only once though. My teacher didnt even do anything, class was about over, and he just watched and stared at me the rest of the hour. Silence is fun, when its all your fault.

Also, im not trying to make myself look tough. This is why i want to fight in private, so i can have it not broken up, or try to show off, or do anything stupid. I just want it to be a hit hit kind of thing. I know fighting is fun, but the fact is; i just look intimidating. Me being in 7th grade, I cant go down a packed hall with people not thinking i am tough, i cant help it if people think i am strong. I dont show off, i am probabaly one of the most un-athletic kids, except for my short speed(its like going 20 mph, then hitting nos for 10 seconds, then going 5 mph, then dieing out)...

Everybody fucks with me, every day. I never just hit them, unless i truely dislike the person. I tell myself " I'll give this guy three chances and warn him a few times, too". In the end, I just end up giving the person 14 chances and warning him 5 times. I am just.. Hmm.. A pussy..... Dissipointing, I know. Just for everyone to know, im not the kind of kid that gets picked on, either. I dont just take it like a bitch, i will confront a person. The thing is, i try to be as protective over my friends as possible. One time that Zac Player kid kicked my friend chris(75 lbs) in the nuts, and i swore i would get him back for him, but then i never did it.

My ranting is over.

BTW, penny, Nice sig