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Would you hit it?
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Posted 2008-03-17, 08:25 AM
Basically, there was this Govenor named Elliot Spitzer of New York.

He got some wood, and wanted to chop it down, found an expensive hooker, and went to town.

Now, with pictures floating around and her being identified, the question is, would you beat?

..I mean, personally, she is pretty hot in a trashy way.







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Posted 2008-03-17, 08:26 AM in reply to D3V's post "Would you hit it?"
If I wouldn't get a VD, then yes.
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Posted 2008-03-17, 08:34 AM in reply to D3V's post "Would you hit it?"
450 times yes.
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Posted 2008-03-17, 08:39 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "If I wouldn't get a VD, then yes."
Good point I wasn't even thinking about that, i'd probably double-condom it myself.














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Posted 2008-03-17, 08:42 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "Good point I wasn't even thinking about..."
Double condoming reduces effectiveness... just in case any wild young rapscallions are reading this thread.
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Posted 2008-03-17, 11:21 AM in reply to Xenn's post starting "Double condoming reduces..."
Plus tearing can occur.
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Posted 2008-03-17, 11:56 AM in reply to Grav's post starting "Plus tearing can occur."
Here are a few more pictures of her...














What a hoe, the more I see her the less attractive she becomes to me, though i'd still hit it. Hah!














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Posted 2008-03-17, 02:20 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Here are a few more pictures of her......"
Yes...but I'd have to punch her in the face afterward.
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Posted 2008-03-17, 03:46 PM in reply to Vault Dweller's post starting "Yes...but I'd have to punch her in the..."
i wouldn't hit that
When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!
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Posted 2008-03-18, 07:13 AM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "i wouldn't hit that"
Last night at the gym TV #7 had like E! News on it or something, and they were talking about this chick how she claims to have a hard upbringing, and when they interviewed her old neighbors etc, she said her upbrining was to the highest standard, they showed her old house (parent's house) which was a fucking mansion.

So basically, she's just a talentless whore. What a dumb bitch with some ugly ass titties, she needs to get a refund, but I guess i'd still hit it.














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Posted 2008-03-18, 08:36 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "Last night at the gym TV #7 had like E!..."
I bet she likes it better in the ass.
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Posted 2008-03-18, 08:37 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "I bet she likes it better in the ass."
Goes in clean comes out green














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Posted 2008-03-18, 08:38 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "Goes in clean comes out green"
I think Gov. Spitzer should get tested for STDs.
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Posted 2008-03-18, 10:59 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "I think Gov. Spitzer should get tested..."
http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44922 :-/

Edit, and yes, hell yes I would hit it. If she always looked like this

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Posted 2008-03-18, 11:04 AM in reply to Adrenachrome's post starting "http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?..."
Yeah I'd hit it over and over and over...

And this still stands:

I said:
I think this is a lesson to all wives who are worried about their man cheating: If you had an active sex life with him in the first place, he wouldn't feel the need to get it from somewhere else. Pretty simple concept if you ask me.
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Posted 2008-03-18, 02:24 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Yeah I'd hit it over and over and..."
I don't think I would, she seems like the Pandora's box of STDs
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Posted 2008-03-20, 07:15 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "I don't think I would, she seems like..."
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=093_1205944812

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Posted 2008-03-21, 07:33 AM in reply to Adrenachrome's post starting "http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=093_12059..."
Ahaha, I wouldn't pay for that either.














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Posted 2008-03-21, 07:47 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "Ahaha, I wouldn't pay for that either."
im a homosexual why are you asking me
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Posted 2008-03-21, 08:14 AM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "im a homosexual why are you asking me"
because my penus has lost it's edge!!!














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